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Funny Valentine’s Day Love Song: If Our Love Was an Outhouse: By Bryant Oden

  • February 2, 2011 at 2:38 am

songdrops.com iTunes itunes.apple.com A funny love song or valentine’s day song. Lyrics to the funny song “If Our Love Was an Outhouse” If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound If our love was a skunk butt it would stay on the ground If our love was a camel it wouldnt much spit If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbeque pit I wrote this sweet love song special for you Since I forgot your birthday its the least I could do I love you as far as a turkey can fly I love you as long as a lizard stays dry I love you as strong as a turtle can swim I love you as deep as the doodoo Im in If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mold If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold I wrote this sweet love song special for you Next time Ill notice your brand new hair dew If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horse flies I wrote this sweet love song special for you I think I Misspelled your name on my two new tattoos I wrote this sweet love song special for you Dont thank me just make me more cornbread and stew Honey youre sweeter than bathtub mildew If Our Love was an Outhouse- a funny song by Bryant Oden

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    The Valentine’s Day Song (New band version) A Funny Songdrops Song by Bryant Oden

    • February 1, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    This is the new version of “The Valentine’s Day Song”, By Bryant Oden ( Songdrops.com ) A cute song for Valentines Day. (The rumors that Justin Bieber are doing a cover of this song aren’t true, as far as I know).

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