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Valentines Day Rap [HD]

  • February 3, 2011 at 4:38 am

***2010 Version*** A song / rap about Valentines Day. In HD….ohhh feel the power LYRICS: Public holidays they really are the worst And when it comes to valentines it is the first Boxing Day, St Patricks Day, Mothers Day Who cares about woman anyway? Valentines Day, Valentines Day. Its the worst day in February Valentines Day, Valentines Day. Its the worst day in February Its for all kinds of people who are straight and gay Its only 5 days after my birthday You buy your girl some flowers, then buy her a ring Shes not gonna stop until your wallets thin Every year there is a lot of depression Dont spend that cash we are in a recession So hear what I say stop using that cash Buy something useful, buy some hash Valentines Day, Valentines Day. Its the worst day in February Valentines Day, Valentines Day. Its the worst day in February St Valentine, what the hell was he on He’s created a scam, and it is a con That Cupid what a bitch Hes not a fairy, he is a witch I could punch that fool in the face For he is a such a disgrace So if you hear me Cupid, listen to this rhyme You have missed me out 16 times Love is wrong! Hear this song! Love is a smell! It can go straight to hell! Love is False! It Has no Pulse! Love is Fake! And ends in Heartbreak! Valentines Day, Valentines Day. Its the worst Day in February Valentines Day, Valentines Day Its the worst day in February I’ve said it once and Ill say again Valentines day should come to an end The 14th of February is the Bane Every …

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    Love and Marriage and Poop

    • August 7, 2010 at 10:58 am

    A newlywed couple encounter their first major crisis when they discover that they each have very differing views of bathroom privacy. Special thanks to Melissa Perez for agreeing to fake poop on camera. Happy Valentines Day everyone. *This video is from ‘the vault’ so to speak. I shot it before the DK Interrogation spoof so that should give you an idea from how far back it is. I’ll be putting up more videos from ‘the vault’ as the year progresses, there’s quite a few I never got around to finishing. Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com Fan me on Facebook: www.facebook.com

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