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Valentine’s Day Gifts Song

  • February 11, 2010 at 1:39 am

myspace.com/chadneidt Become a fan on facebook! www.twitter.com/chadneidt Here are the Lyrics: I don't have a girlfriend this Valentine's day But I have a plan I'm giving gifts to all the girls who screwed me over But every gift I give out I don't put my name on them Instead I put the name of each girl's future ex-boyfriend I try to make them logical but unfair at the same time A little somethin special for my former Valentine So for the first girl I Gave her a bottle of Hair dye, cause she always wanted red hair Except instead of Hair dye, I filled the bottle with nair Tomorrow she'll look just like Tommy Pickles Isn't that hilarious Another girl I gave lingerie from her boyfriend Drew And carefully lined the inside of the thong with super glue One girl put my heart on a plate, then swallowed it whole So I switched in hormone pills with all her birth control And for the worst girl I Gave her a really nice card, from her new squeeze named Dave Except instead of gift card, I included Dave's fake HIV positive test results That bitch got AIDS for Valenteen's Day And now Dave will not get laid Happy soul sucking, unlucky, ring-hucking, upchucking Valentine's day

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